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Remaining US CEOs Make a Break For It—Band of Roving Chief Executives Spotted Miles from Mexican Border

El Paso, Texas (SatireWire.com) — Unwilling to wait for their eventual indictments, the 10,000 remaining CEOs of public U.S. companies made a break for 7/16/2002 8:00 AM Eastern

El Paso, Texas (SatireWire.com) — Unwilling to wait for theireventual indictments, the 10,000 remaining CEOs of public U.S.companies made a break for it yesterday, heading for the Mexicanborder, plundering towns and villages along the way, and writing theentire rampage off as a marketing expense.

"They came into my home, made me pay for my own TV, thendouble-booked the revenues," said Rachel Sanchez of Las Cruces, justnorth of El Paso. "Right in front of my daughters."

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